Single Girl Rant.

    Like most people that have been single for about 5 or 6 years now, I have those days where I'm super fine with being single, but then those days come when I hate being single. You single people know what i'm talking about right? Right!

    So I'm been using this dating app called Tinder for a few months, no luck there. I think it's not working well for 2 reasons. 1 is I don't like meeting new people that I've met on the internet, and 2 there's this guy. So in case this guy reads this i'll call him John. So me and John have know each other for damn like 4 or 5 years now. Like the weird young person I was back then, I ended up kinda falling for John after a few days of knowing him. Now I met him on x-box live and found out that he live in Canada, and I live very far from there. So we never thought it would be a good thing to try the whole boyfriend girlfriend thing. Although we NEVER talked about it, because we NEVER talked about our feelings for one another! We both know that we like each other and shit BUT NEVER EVER talk about it!

    Ok I'm not 100% sure that he likes me the same way, but I'm like 99% sure. I cant really explain all the reasons that I'm 99% sure. But trust me on this. So if you don't know this I'm a virgin. I stared thinking about how if I don't get married by the time I'm 30 Id be a 30 year old virgin, and I don't want that. So I went to John and asked him if he would de-flower me, IF I'm 30 and still a virgin, and he said yes. Now we make jokes about having sex with each other.  

~Erin Soup